"Not Me! Monday"



Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So I had a pretty good week, tehee, and stayed pretty much true to my 'Perfect' self. As examples of my perfection this past week, I share with you all:

I so did not tell hubby the market was out of his favorite olives so that I could instead buy a bottle of wine ( which of course, if I had, I would have shared with hubby anyway!).

I did not (!!) decide that a picture my hubby's ex-wife did decide he needed somehow and so mailed it to him was totally rude and thus "disposed" of said picture! (but do you not agree that I would have been justified, if I were to have done that, which of course I did not?!).

My Goodness...No, I would not and so did not, tell my hubby that the picture not in question did not arrive in our mail last week--and I did not get angry, jealous, petty, or evil, as I calmly told him that I would keep an eye out for that picture (Yea-right!) (Now you begin to understand about the olives and the wine.....??)

N0...I did not (me????) pretend to be asleep a few nights last week before my hubby came to bed, I mean, seriously, why would I do that????

No, I will not say just how I did not dispose of a certain picture last week. No,I will not disclose if I really would have shared that bottle of wine if I had bought it instead of hubby's requested olives. And no, sadly I cannot share the choice words that I did not share with my silly hubby last week!

How was your past week? Need to get Nothing of your chest? If not, then you really do not need to visit MckMama. And don't worry--you so won't miss out on any fun!! Not!

2 comments:

  1. I have never faked sleep when hubby came to bed complete with snoring why would we need to do such a thing ;p Happy NMM!

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  2. oh...I forgot about "snoring"...hehe...mental note for next time I don't "fall asleep" before hubby comes to bed!

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