Nadya Suleman's Bikini Body: Fact or Fiction?


Damn. How did this woman give birth to eight babies, and have a bikini-banging body a year later? 


Nadya Suleman, aka Octo Mom, and her ennie teeny red bikini are the cover story in this week's Star Magazine.


Suleman, who gave birth to her octuplets in January 2009, says she lost 150 pounds in nine months. And she says her weight loss was accomplished without any surgery, without a trainer, and without a meal delivery diet. Weighing in at 270 pounds prior to the birth, she is now back to her pre-pregnancy weight, and wearing a size two.

No surgery? Explain that to my stretch marks that refuse to leave my side. Or my stomach. Or my ....well, you can see where I'm going with this, right?

So how does Suleman account for her amazing weight loss and tight firm body? (and where did those stretch marks go?)

In the magazine, the OctoMom says she ate five small high-protein meals a day and exercised. That's it.

Sh****.

Now I am going to be jealous of Nadya Suleman. And her missing stretch marks.

Unless.....do you suppose .....could it be....Nadya has a bad case of 'mommy-brain,' and has forgotten a little nip and tuck and implanting here and there?


2 comments:

  1. I'm thinking it's a major case of Mommy Brain. You know, multiplied by 8. ;)

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  2. The woman is lying. After carrying EIGHT babies, I'm sorry, your stomach cannot look like that with no surgery. Liar liar pants on fire!

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