So Let's Dish: Roll Over or Roll Under?

I am sure everyone has heard about Cottonelle's poll they ran recently to find out if more of us roll over or under. Yes, I am talking toilet paper her (just in case you were wondering.) I am head toilet paper honcho here in our house. No one else seems interested in the job. In fact, if you were to ask my kids or the hubby which way they prefer the toilet paper to be on the holder, you would probably get met with blank stares, as in "what holder?"

If I do not put the toilet paper (who knew I would write a post one day with the words toilet paper in it so much??) on the holder, it would literally sit wherever it found a home.... the sink, the floor, the counter....just, wherever. And thus that is why my family would not be able to answer the question, "roll over or roll under," nope, not a clue as to what you were talking about.

But I take my job very seriously. I have researched, experimented, taken copious notes and have derived that the most efficient and most eye-appealing method for toilet paper placement is indeed the 'roll over position."  And I sent my report to Cottonelle. This is why now you will notice that the official ruling from Cottonelle is "Roll Over" You see, it is because of me and my research. The poll was just a guise to make all of you feel important in this debate.

Do you believe me? No? Okay. We'll just go along with the "poll thing." 

So according to the accumulated  "poll results," roll over was indeed the winner (sorry for all you 'roll under' sorts out there.) And Cottonelle is even softer, stronger and  more durable now. The new formulation is in fact the perfect balance now for rolling over.

Which is my America's choice.

“I wrote  this review while participating in a blog campaign by Mom Central on behalf of  Cottonelle and received a sample to facilitate my candid review. Mom Central sent me a gift card to thank me for taking the  time to participate.”

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