Time For Not Me! Monday



Well, I had a pretty good week last week, being that I am so perfect and all (stop that laughing!),and as examples of my perfectedness as a mother (I can spell that word any way I want to...I am perfect, remember?) I guess I can share with you all a few things I did not do (Honest)this past week.

I absolutely positively did not order pizza instead of making a nice wholesome meal for my kids (not more than once anyway..don't believe the pizza guy, he's just hoping for extra tips)

And nope, that was not me driving around the blocks (a few times--who could that have been?) luxuriously taking in the Christmas lights all alone while hubby and the kids were at home waiting for me to get back from the store. Nope, wasn't me!

Certainly I did not let my two youngest munchkins stay up late simply because I was involved with my computer and could not bear to break away to put pj's on and read stories. Nah.

I did not, and will certainly deny, putting my daughter's jeans in the dryer (without being washed first???-- what mother would do that???) and pretending that I (But not really me...I'm just saying...), had washed those jeans as had been requested the night before. The shame.

My dogs ate, walked, and were hugged and petted on schedule as always. I did not forget any of the afore mentioned pet duties last week. Certainly not. The very idea!

The last (couple??)of piecesof chocolate cake that mysteriously disappeared late one night? I did not have anything to do with nor will I divulge the identity of the silly person who thought she (I mean HE) could get away with it. She ( I mean HE) needs to look in the mirror to see where that cake landed. I'm just saying.

Anyway, as you can see, I am sure I did not do anything last week that would make me any less of the perfect wife, mother, woman that I say I am. So there.

If you would like to join in on the Not Me! fun, head over to My Charming Kids and see what all the cool kids are NOT doing!

45 comments:

  1. Congrats on being saucy! Cute blog

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  2. Just wanted to say congrats on being Saucy this week, I'm for sure gonna have to come back and read more when I have more time.

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  3. Congrats on being Saucy this week! Great "Not Me" list.

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  4. So funny! I didn't do any of those things either, btw.

    You definitely qualify for being saucy! I'll be back.

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  5. I like this line of thinking, It Won't be me eating another piece of chocolate, no ma'am, not Moi!
    Congrats on being a Saucy SITSta!

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  6. Those were great! I have so NOT done the dryer thing before!

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  7. OMG! I laughed until I almost peed in my big girl panties! Your blog has been fun and look forward to visiting again! xo...deb

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  8. Congrats on being Saucy!!! I *don't* do lots of things around my house and I have pictures to prove it!

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  9. I also ordered pizza this weekend. Hey... I can get a few meals out of it, so it is all good. Although when did pizza get so expensive?? Congrats on your saucy blog!

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  10. Beautiful blog and have a happy, saucy week!

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  11. Good Tuesday morning SITS-er. Hope today brings some cheer to you!

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  12. Congrats on being saucy! This was really cute!

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  13. Congrats to you too for be Saucy! And since last week was the SITS-fest and this week we get to be saucy, I have been glued to the computer just trying to catch up! And I have gotten grief for it, every single step of the way!

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  14. What a fun blogger you are. I enjoy your posts.

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  15. What a fun blogger you are. I enjoy your posts.

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  16. too funny!! Congrats to being so saucy - I'll have to come back and read some more when the Muncher is sleeping

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  17. Congrats on being saucy...your blog is funny and GREAT!

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  18. Great list! You've been really good this week. :P

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  19. Congrats on your SITS feature this week!! Cute post... I love MckMama's Not Me! Mondays. :)

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  20. Congrats on your sauciness...so deserved....and good for you taking in the luminescence that is millions of twinkling christmas lights....I'm sure those poor souls who toiled putting them up were much obliged....

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  21. Congrats on being saucy this week! I enjoyed looking around your blog! Hope you have a great week!

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  22. Love it!!! I am dying of laughter over this post :) Congrats on being saucy!!

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  23. That is hilarious! YOU are hilarious. Perfectly hilarious...or is that hilariously perfect? Oh, what difference does THAT make. Congrats, you saucy blogger!

    - a SITSta

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  24. Love your Not Me's!

    Congrats on being SaUcY!

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  25. OMG you are so funny. No wonder you've been listed as a "Saucy" blog. Being a Mr. Know-It-All, I can certainly appreciate a perfect mother. You and I have very similar "not me" lists, except for some of the kid things. My daughter's all grown up but still living at home...

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  26. Here to see the sauciness, left seeing perfection! Beautiful! hee hee

    That was hilarious, but it sounded so familiar.... :)

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  27. Good thing you didn't smirk on your pet duties, I certainly never do that!

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  28. And I am not blogging while my toddler is crying in his room to get up. Not me!

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  29. I love reading these. I so did not pay $15 for a lemon drop martini at a fancy hotel.

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  30. I love that you went looking at the lights by yourself! Sometimes you need to take a little time for yourself!

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  31. Thanks for stopping by! It's so much funb being Saucy, don't you think?!

    On an unrelated note, how on earth did you get that little scroll list for your favorite blogs?! I am in serious need of that!

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  32. Congrats on being Saucy! This was funny. I was laughing at many of them.

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  33. I am back. I had continued to look around and your blog is cool. I am going to start following you:)

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  34. I found you throught the the secret is in the sauce, but don't know how I've missed you through MckMama...very funny "Not Me's"

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  35. Hiya! Yeah... It wasn't me who took in that last can of Coke in my fridge to enjoy whilst blog-hopping either... Perfection does attract! :P

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  36. yea, i never keep driving around alone looking at lights while the hubby and kids are home either.
    congrats on being a saucy blog!

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  37. Congratulations on being Saucy this week!

    Love your "Not Me" list. :)

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  38. I never, ever get too involved on the computer to put my kids to bed. ;)

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  39. Yes...Well...It was NOT ME that completely, totally, horribly shrunk my dh's favorite sweater yesterday.

    NOT ME!!

    Andrea
    saucy!

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  40. LOL about the Christmas lights...I could drive around hours just looking at them. Funny post :)

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