Dec 8, 2008

Time For Not Me! Monday



Well, I had a pretty good week last week, being that I am so perfect and all (stop that laughing!),and as examples of my perfectedness as a mother (I can spell that word any way I want to...I am perfect, remember?) I guess I can share with you all a few things I did not do (Honest)this past week.

I absolutely positively did not order pizza instead of making a nice wholesome meal for my kids (not more than once anyway..don't believe the pizza guy, he's just hoping for extra tips)

And nope, that was not me driving around the blocks (a few times--who could that have been?) luxuriously taking in the Christmas lights all alone while hubby and the kids were at home waiting for me to get back from the store. Nope, wasn't me!

Certainly I did not let my two youngest munchkins stay up late simply because I was involved with my computer and could not bear to break away to put pj's on and read stories. Nah.

I did not, and will certainly deny, putting my daughter's jeans in the dryer (without being washed first???-- what mother would do that???) and pretending that I (But not really me...I'm just saying...), had washed those jeans as had been requested the night before. The shame.

My dogs ate, walked, and were hugged and petted on schedule as always. I did not forget any of the afore mentioned pet duties last week. Certainly not. The very idea!

The last (couple??)of piecesof chocolate cake that mysteriously disappeared late one night? I did not have anything to do with nor will I divulge the identity of the silly person who thought she (I mean HE) could get away with it. She ( I mean HE) needs to look in the mirror to see where that cake landed. I'm just saying.

Anyway, as you can see, I am sure I did not do anything last week that would make me any less of the perfect wife, mother, woman that I say I am. So there.

If you would like to join in on the Not Me! fun, head over to My Charming Kids and see what all the cool kids are NOT doing!

45 comments:

Amanda in GA said...

Congrats on being saucy! Cute blog

Tracy said...

Just wanted to say congrats on being Saucy this week, I'm for sure gonna have to come back and read more when I have more time.

Tiffany said...

Congrats on being Saucy this week! Great "Not Me" list.

Knit Purl Gurl said...

Congrats on being a saucy SITSta!!

Alison said...

So funny! I didn't do any of those things either, btw.

You definitely qualify for being saucy! I'll be back.

Martha@A Sense of Humor is Essential said...

I like this line of thinking, It Won't be me eating another piece of chocolate, no ma'am, not Moi!
Congrats on being a Saucy SITSta!

momma said...

congrats on being saucy!

Cathy said...

Those were great! I have so NOT done the dryer thing before!

debi lynn mattingly said...

OMG! I laughed until I almost peed in my big girl panties! Your blog has been fun and look forward to visiting again! xo...deb

Denise Grover Swank said...

Congrats on being Saucy!!! I *don't* do lots of things around my house and I have pictures to prove it!

AndreaLeigh said...

I also ordered pizza this weekend. Hey... I can get a few meals out of it, so it is all good. Although when did pizza get so expensive?? Congrats on your saucy blog!

Blicky Kitty said...

Beautiful blog and have a happy, saucy week!

Melanie said...

Congrats!!! Have a great week

lynette355 said...

Good Tuesday morning SITS-er. Hope today brings some cheer to you!

Random Hiccups said...

Congrats on being saucy! This was really cute!

Unknown said...

Congrats on being saucy!

Anonymous said...

Congrats to you too for be Saucy! And since last week was the SITS-fest and this week we get to be saucy, I have been glued to the computer just trying to catch up! And I have gotten grief for it, every single step of the way!

Unknown said...

What a fun blogger you are. I enjoy your posts.

Unknown said...

What a fun blogger you are. I enjoy your posts.

Unknown said...

too funny!! Congrats to being so saucy - I'll have to come back and read some more when the Muncher is sleeping

Little Birdie Secrets said...

Congrats on being saucy...your blog is funny and GREAT!

Anonymous said...

Great list! You've been really good this week. :P

Nicki said...

Congrats on your SITS feature this week!! Cute post... I love MckMama's Not Me! Mondays. :)

Lesley said...

Congrats on your sauciness...so deserved....and good for you taking in the luminescence that is millions of twinkling christmas lights....I'm sure those poor souls who toiled putting them up were much obliged....

Becky W said...

Congrats on being saucy this week! I enjoyed looking around your blog! Hope you have a great week!

AmberW said...

Love it!!! I am dying of laughter over this post :) Congrats on being saucy!!

Leslie said...

That is hilarious! YOU are hilarious. Perfectly hilarious...or is that hilariously perfect? Oh, what difference does THAT make. Congrats, you saucy blogger!

- a SITSta

Anonymous said...

Love your Not Me's!

Congrats on being SaUcY!

Preston said...

OMG you are so funny. No wonder you've been listed as a "Saucy" blog. Being a Mr. Know-It-All, I can certainly appreciate a perfect mother. You and I have very similar "not me" lists, except for some of the kid things. My daughter's all grown up but still living at home...

Katie said...

Here to see the sauciness, left seeing perfection! Beautiful! hee hee

That was hilarious, but it sounded so familiar.... :)

Grand Pooba said...

Good thing you didn't smirk on your pet duties, I certainly never do that!

Anonymous said...

And I am not blogging while my toddler is crying in his room to get up. Not me!

Keeper of the Skies Wife said...

Congrats on being a Saucy blog this week!

Tiffany said...

I love reading these. I so did not pay $15 for a lemon drop martini at a fancy hotel.

Honey Mommy said...

I love that you went looking at the lights by yourself! Sometimes you need to take a little time for yourself!

Whitney said...

Thanks for stopping by! It's so much funb being Saucy, don't you think?!

On an unrelated note, how on earth did you get that little scroll list for your favorite blogs?! I am in serious need of that!

Vickie said...

Congrats on being Saucy! This was funny. I was laughing at many of them.

Vickie said...

I am back. I had continued to look around and your blog is cool. I am going to start following you:)

Liz said...

I found you throught the the secret is in the sauce, but don't know how I've missed you through MckMama...very funny "Not Me's"

Unknown said...

Hiya! Yeah... It wasn't me who took in that last can of Coke in my fridge to enjoy whilst blog-hopping either... Perfection does attract! :P

jennifersusan said...

yea, i never keep driving around alone looking at lights while the hubby and kids are home either.
congrats on being a saucy blog!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations on being Saucy this week!

Love your "Not Me" list. :)

CC said...

I never, ever get too involved on the computer to put my kids to bed. ;)

Andrea said...

Yes...Well...It was NOT ME that completely, totally, horribly shrunk my dh's favorite sweater yesterday.

NOT ME!!

Andrea
saucy!

Anonymous said...

LOL about the Christmas lights...I could drive around hours just looking at them. Funny post :)

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