"Dumbwaiter": One who asks if the children would care to order dessert.
"Feedback": The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
"Full Name": What you call your child when you're angry with him.
"Grandparents": The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
"Independent": How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
"Puddle": A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into.
"Show Off": A child who is more talented than yours.
"Whodunit": None of the children who live in your house.
"Bottle-feeding": An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am.
3 comments:
i don't have a child yet..but i think your vocabulary is so true...
funny but so true...:-)
Very funny. I especially like the whodunit one.
Thanks for visiting Grampys place.
lol these are awesome!
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